My Britney Blew/Britney Brighton blog can be found here.

My Cassie Young blog can be found here.

I have started some new tumblr blogs about my favorite porn girls. Tumblr is pretty much just photos, so you still need to come here to get all my insightful stroking commentary.

My blog dedicated to Katie Cummings can be found here.

My #1 girl of all-time, Cassie Young, is back. Sort of. Well, she's on twitter. She also hosts a radio show with Katie Morgan. Cassie's twitter is @TheCassieYoung.

Well, Davenport was a lot less fun than it had been in the past. I went to Daisy Dooks like I planned, and was not feeling it for the first hour or so. I was actually plotting my exit when it picked up a touch. My first session was with a very young chick with fake tits and a fat ass. Kinda reminded me of J-Woww from The Jersey Shore. She was fun, but so freakin' stupid I had to move on. I don't think I even got her name.

I had about three different girls as possible candidates, when a well endowed brunette who I hadn't seen before got my attention. During our first lapdance, she said she recognized me. I assumed she was lying and called bullshit. Turns out, she actually did remember me from the last time I was there. Her name was Nina. However, I had zero recollection of her. That is quite unusual, as I remember nearly ever girl whose tits I've touched. Either way, I had a good time with her and ended up staying at Dooks until bedtime.

Tonight, I'm in Chicago. However, the real strip club action in Chicago is not in Chicago at all. In fact, it's not even in Illinois. Nope, the border town of Hammond, Indiana is where the real action is. The only place in the area with full nude, full contact is Hammond's Industrial Strip. They have Florida-style VIP Rooms that you can rent by the 1/2 hour or hour. It is quite nice with the right girl. Gotta try out a few in a regular lapdance before going for the upgrade. There are some mediocre chicks here, but one can usually find a few solid 8's or 9's if you wait for a little bit. I'll try and report more later. Onward and upward...

If you watch enough porn to read this blog, then chances are you also like science fiction. Assuming that is accurate, then you no doubt had a crush on Gillian Anderson in the 90s. She played Scully on X-Files. She was serious boner material for sci-fi nerds. This picture is very recent, and she is looking exceptionally good. She's in her 40s for pete's sake! Love the side boob action.

So, Des Moines was not a total bust. Like I said in my last posting, I was going to check out The Lumberyard first. When I got in, there were about 100 guys and only 8-10 girls. Most of the girls were the usual overly tattooed teenager type with small tits. I wanted something else. I saw a gorgeous light-skinned black girl, but just when I got her attention, she left for the night.

Then, as I was about to leave and hit Beach Girls, Toni walked up. Toni was a little older than the rest of the girls (my guess is 30), but she had the most slammin' body and amazing tits (similar to the girl in the pic above). I spent the next hour with those titties all over my face. When I was done, I really didn't want to risk going to Beach Girls. That was enough tits for the evening, so I decided to hit the hotel. I had a suite. It was awesome. I got high, tugged it to a Lizzie Tucker scene, and crashed.

Now it's on to Davenport, Iowa. Daisy Dooks or So-Co? Or both?

I'm out on the road for work this week in Iowa. Tonight is Des Moines. Been here before, but it has been years. The Lumberyard has younger and cuter girls, but the club is much less permissive and much more expensive than, say, Beach Girls. At BG, the girls aren't quite as young and cute, but I have gotten blown there a couple of times, and gotten more than a few handies, as well. Decisions, decisions.

I'm feeling like one of those Japanese soldiers from WWII who were so isolated that they didn't know the war was over...for decades. I just now realized how freakin' hot Juelz Ventura is. How the fuck did I miss this?

Even with all the tats, this Venezuelan/Jewish chick is my porn crush of the moment. The one positive aspect of discovering Juelz late is that there are a lot of scenes already for me discover. Better get busy.

Happy 31st birthday to Tiffany Taylor.

Happy 30th birthday to Courtney Cummz.

Happy 24th birthday to Katie Cummings.

Happy 25th birthday to Bethany Benz.

My obsession with the Nubian goddess Rihanna Rimes is still in full effect. The other day I saw what I thought were some pictures of her that I had never seen before. It was her, all right, but the name attached to the photos was Kameco Cuaolo. I know RR had used another name when she first dabbled into porn in 2010 ("Sky Banks"), but this was yet another name. A thorough Google search revealed this mysterious Kameco has a twitter account. So, I reached out to Miss Cuaolo and asked if she was, in fact, Rihanna Rimes.

As you can see from the pic above, the two are one in the same. Awesome. Kameco/Rihanna posts tons of candid, personal shots, too. For a ton of those in one place, go here. You're welcome.

Happy 29th birthday to Krystal Steal.

Happy 25th birthday to Cody Lane.